the promise of sex is free

[the promise of sex is free]

[snowycelaena]

one time a duckling fell asleep in my frocket and it was the cutest thing ever

[plantcreep]

frocket

[the promise of sex is free]

[unsmokable]

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

[the promise of sex is free]

[the promise of sex is free]

[the promise of sex is free]

[amoying]

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

[baelor]

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

[the promise of sex is free]

[awwww-cute]

Cupcake took a tumble, but the Vet fixed her up (Source: http://ift.tt/1UjUSAf)

[the promise of sex is free]

[the promise of sex is free]

[the promise of sex is free]

[misbeliefs]

i have abs………olutely nothing

[the promise of sex is free]